SPORE S01E03

In this emotionally chaotic and surreal third episode of SPORE, DJ Alin Straps as Rachel recounts her fungal-quarantine life at the Apex Hotel in Bermuda. Her beloved emotional support pig, Fred, finally returns after a baggage debacle—dye-streaked tail and all. But this isn’t a reunion episode. It’s a descent into an increasingly dystopian, sterile world where fungicide chemtrails are real, the CDC has the power to delete your home, and pig blood might be the key to saving humanity.

From bowling alley reprieves to pig-in-bed interrogations, and an impromptu veterinary procedure that could rival any field medic’s tale, this episode balances absurdity with dread. And just when things start to settle, DJ Straps discovers that her citizenship may have been erased along with her house.

Can a robotic dog dig through the ruins of Zone 22 and recover their past life?

Will the future be sanitized, digitized, and pig-approved?

You’ll have to tune in next week Monday for Episode 4 of SPORE.