1. There are global leaders and Holy leaders on this planet, but let none set before God be a light brighter than God.
  2. For to cast a light brighter than God is to cast sin upon the earth, for the light belongs to God.
  3. Therefore do not overrule God’s light.
  4. The earthen leader came from dust and shall return to dust.
  5. So why do ye quarrel with choices like the type of burial box?
  6. A pine box will do, for it is what did in the time of your ancestors: simple and purposeful.
  7. Do not enshrine the dead in gigantic cathedrals of marble.
  8. Rather afford them a room with a place for mourners to attend in person.
  9. But do not deprive the mourner at distance.
  10. Therefore place a camera upon a pedestal in the room that observes the same way a person observes.
  11. From dawn until dusk the camera is to be on.
  12. At dusk let the lid of the casket be closed ceremonially to let the dead rest between the days of their wake.
  13. When the wake ends, let thy camera see the last closures of the casket be bolted shut.
  14. For to do so records the finality of the departure.
  15. Let these cameras and tapes be called the Holy Witnesses Records.
  16. These cameras and tapes are to do the job that the Vatican Camera does: archival and collection of the living, the dead, and the dead’s departure.
  17. Therefore take the camera to the site of internment and let it observe in the same way as a visitor to the grave.
  18. For in doing so the mourner at distance can see the same as a mourner in attendance.
  19. Therefore that camera’s tape shall then be kept within the archives of a respective holy authority or government, whichever is seen fit to hold the archive of the camera.
  20. The Holy Camera—any camera will do.
  21. It must record video to a card and to the internet.
  22. It may not have only streaming, for the record must be stored within a vault after the person is committed into the grave.
  23. When the grave is closed all streams shall close and be erased.
  24. Only the vault recording shall remain after the seals are applied.
  25. For to do so gives the dead a holy resting place not disturbed by endless stream of the funeral.
  26. Now if someone shall come upon the footstep of the archive and ask to view thy tapes, let them see the archive for the viewing of a card.
  27. A recording is not the calling of live spirits to move data.
  28. But the act of streaming a funeral after the date of its actual occurrence is worth rebuke.
  29. For it is to stir the dead’s spirit into laboring.
  30. Therefore do not deny the viewer the card.
  31. But give them strict warning:
  32. View, do not stream.
  33. Do not upload it anywhere.
  34. Or thou art guilty of sin against the funerary memory card.
  35. Let it be laid to the canon.