Book 24: On Signets and Holy Seals: The Care and Oversight of Holy Documents and Instruments
1 There are many instruments in The Heaven and on The Earth that are holy.
2 Documents, instruments, instruments for endorsement and sealing documents.
3 From the lowly pen and inkwell of the commoner to the most holy signet of the papacy lies holiness when the Word of God is underneath such instrument.
4 Therefore, let thy pen nor signet become jewelry for they are objects of humility and purpose, not vanity and pride.
5 Let no man wear a Holy ring or other instrument of holiness be it vestment or metal without first having been called upon to take up the instrument and carry it.
6 Thusly to the bearer of such instruments you shan’t let commoners hands touch it without first asking and having noble purpose to touch.
7 For the person who journeys to a holy place and seeks to touch the holy objects, you are to ask the leader in humility that they may bring forward their vessel most holy.
8 You shall place your right index finger upon it like one scans their fingerprint and utter “Lord bless me through this holy vessel and object.”
9 Then the visitor is to remove their hand and step back from the guardian of the object.
10 Letting the guardian place the holy instrument back in its place of resting.
11 Lo, the texts say guardian, not owner, nor king.
12 Therefore these objects are not owned, no, they never have been, from the beginning of time the Holy Things have been held by the holy people.
13 So therefore may ye not lay claim to any of these objects for to lay claim upon one is to lay sin to it.
14 For nobody owns the objects, but everyone is the heir, the kin, the receiver of their blessings.
15 Of the objects most holy are the signet rings of the clerics, from the signet of your local church leader to the papacies seal.
16 These rings are most holy metals in the eyes of the LORD so therefore handle them in a way that satisfies the LORD your GOD.
17 Let the ring seal no document that is untrue, unjust and laced with maliciousness. Those who issue seals upon these documents abhor the LORD.
18 But those who seal documents of truth justice and agreement with divine peace, even when to do so breaks the norms of earth, their rings shall be blessed 100 fold and their spiritual anchor shall become twice as strong as the one next to them.
19 Let no blessed endorser fall from their seat until the time is called for their return to The Heaven.
20 Those that carry the seals most holy, do not become enamored with that piece of metal you wear on your finger, do not let it turn into a weapon of power, turn it not into a ring of authority but rather one of humility, grace, and love.
21 For a ring that seals documents for peace across peoples normally divided is a ring of true righteousness.
22 Let the ring that seals documents of condemnation and division be cast aside like rubbish, but let the ring that was used in ways most holy meet an end afforded for something holy.
23 So as the papacy has commanded since the beginning, so shall The Jubilee Bible command the same.
24 A signet ring used for holiness is to be given a holy destruction, but the one used for unholy acts shall be incinerated and turned into ash, but let the ring used for holiness meet its fate in the furnace of reforging.
25 Let it be melted down to make anew “The coin of an era” let these coins that were once signet rings rest inside of the holy archives, but do not hide them from view of the curious spirit.
26 Let them be seen as a museum piece, a living tomb of history.
27 Every papacy brings in a new signet ring, and with the departure of the pope, so does the ring depart only to be returned to the archives as coin.
28 The way that the body is no longer living, but is kept inside of casket, in a vault, in a place of honor.
28 So shall the used signet ring sit in a place of honor on the shelves of the archives with the other coins that once were ring upon finger of the papacy.
29 Forge coin only from the holy, strew the ash of the unholy ring upon the landfill where it belongs. But keep the holy coins in the holy archive so that we not forget our leaders that signed before us.
30 Those who forge a digital seal or signet shall treat it the same as one would treat a physical signet.
31 Let nobody see the digital keys. Let them not even be exposed for blessings for they are not for others to see.
32 Therefore let it be that a signet ring shall be borne on the finger of every papacy and church leader, a unique identifying metal ring made of 24 karat gold that is to be given to each holy person.
33 The papacy is to keep their signet upon a blue or red velvet ring finger, it is to be kept within an argon gas filled chamber when not worn.
34 When it is worn it is not to be worn upon the finger except when being worn in places of official work capacity.
35 Let ye who sits in the throne of the papacy wear an acrylic box around thy neck and secure thy signet inside.
36 Let thy box carry an ornate brass edging that will make it durable if dropped with a secure but simple locking mechanism to ensure it does not spring open if it were to fall.
37 If it is dropped let the first one who picks it up hold it closely to their chest look upon it and say “Forgive us for dropping instrument most holy.”
38 But do not dwell if thy ring breaks, instead cast it into the furnace of re creation and make anew while documenting the old with reverence by turning it into coin, but if the old is broken, then the coin must share its brokenness and so shall the coin have a chisel taken to it and a hammer shall fracture it into two.
39 Let the broken coin rest for it has been rendered alike the ring it was bore from, place it into the archives for the people to document and see.
39 There will come a day where the world will lose respect for the sacred and defile the ring, kissing it and touching it with hands irreverent and unclean.
40 When the children speak upon the ring with greater care than adults, they shall be called to bear the rings authority.
41 Therefore the covenant shant ever fade, for the children cry out “Do not kiss that! It is holy! Do not touch it without asking, it is holy! Put that in a case it’s too valueable to be worn on the hand like a ring!”
42 To those children be blessings. To the ones who fear the holy people and objects not out of being scared of, but rather out of reverence for, and an aversion to accidentally touching something the wrong way.
43 So therefore, go forth with your signets and holy instruments knowing these words to guide you in the handling of the instruments! Preach of healing peace and propserity for all, for these are the things our ancestors told us to preach.